Some True Thoughts
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you're a vegetarian.
The only person who always got his work done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe.
Attic is a place for storing things until it's respectable to throw them out.
There is more trust in a righteous man's handshake than can ever be written on paper.
If your out-go exceeds your income, then your upkeep will be your downfall.
If you give the laziest man the hardest job he will work the hardest to find the easiest way to do it.
The surest way to be late is to have plenty of time.
It is better to have one person working with you than three people working for you.
Most families use credit cards for everything. The only one who still pays in cash is the tooth fairy.
Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.
Nothing has done more for home cooking than the taste of a vending-machine sandwich.
It's no longer just the principle of the thing. It's the interest.
These days, it's quite incredible to think that the United States was founded as a protest against taxation.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
If you wear reflective sunglasses, you have no right to get angry when people look you square in the eye and then start fixing their hair.
