Good Thoughts
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Anyone who thinks old age is golden must not have had a very exciting youth.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application.
Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
Man is the only animal that goes to sleep when he's not sleepy and gets up when he is tired.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors... but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
