Funny Facts


If you could stand at the Martian equator, the temperature at your feet would be like a warm spring day, but at your head it would be freezing cold!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.
Jupiter’s moon Io is the most volcanically active body in our solar system. The moon’s bizarre, blotted yellowish surface looks like a pepperoni pizza!
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!
The name Wendy was made up for the 1904 play Peter Pan and its 1911 novelization Peter and Wendy by J. M. Barrie.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to give their own opinions on the debate.
A Venus day is approximately 243 Earth days long. The bad news is we would have to wait up to three Earth years for a weekend. That’s because a day on Venus is longer than its year!
What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.
The average person laughs 10 times a day!
Earth is the only planet not named after a god. More interesting facts about planets and space...
To detect those tiny signals from space, the Deep Space Network uses dish antennas with diameters of up to 70 meters (230 feet). That’s almost as big as a football field.
The average temperature on Venus is more than 480 degrees Celsius (about 900 degrees Fahrenheit) — hotter than a self-cleaning oven.
It is physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their elbow.
The first toilet ever seen on television was on "Leave It To Beaver" in 1957.
In space, astronauts cannot cry same like on Earth, because there is no gravity and tears can't flow, they just stick as a liquid balls around your eyes.
If you ice skate, how about Europa? Europa is one of the four largest moons of Jupiter. It’s a little smaller than Earth’s Moon. Europa is covered in ice, including some smooth ice! A 3-foot (about 1 meter) Axel jump on this moon would take you 22 feet (more than 6 meters) high, with the same landing speed as on Earth.
Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."
The nursery rhyme Ring Around the Rosey is an old nursery rhyme or folksong and playground singing game.It is unknown what the earliest version of the rhyme was or when it began but the urban legend says it is a rhyme about the plague. Infected people with the plague would get red circular sores ("Ring around the rosey..."), these sores would smell very badly so common folks would put flowers on their bodies somewhere (inconspicuously), so that it would cover the smell of the sores ("...a pocket full of poseys..."). People who died from the plague would be burned so as to reduce the possible spread of the disease ("...ashes, ashes....")
Anybody who isn't pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.

How True

It's impossible to laugh and worry at the same time.

No one appreciates the value of constructive criticism more thoroughly than one who's giving it.

If someone talks about someone else to you, they are probaly also talking about you.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 a.m. It could be a right number.

"The man who has no inner life is the slave of his surroundings."

Henri Frédéric Amiel

Swiss moral philosopher, poet, and critic

"Today is a most unusual day, because we have never lived it before; we will never live it again; it is the only day we have."

William Arthur Ward

American writer

"If man can take care of man, nature can take care of the rest." ~ Edwin Way Teale