Lewis Black (born August 30, 1948)
. Currently a member of The Daily Show on Comedy Central.
The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
Turns out we've all been eating the wrong thing...since the dawn of civilization!
But those aren't the flavors. That'd make too much sense. Apple and pear are body sizes the bars are for. Hey, here\'s some advice. If you look like an apple or a pear, eat an apple or a pear!
Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken!
- "I realize I use the word 'fuck' a lot, and I'd apologize for that.. but I don't give a shit."
- "In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in 12 years, we'll be voting for plants."