Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

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• Joel: Sand is overrated. It's just tiny, little rocks.

• Joel: Why do I fall in love with every woman I see that shows me the least bit of attention?

• Clementine: Drink up young man. It'll make the whole seduction part less repugnant.

• Joel: Valentine's Day is a holiday invented by greeting card companies to make people feel like crap.

• Clementine: You're not a stalker or anything, right?
  Joel: I'm not a stalker. YOU'RE the one that talked to me, remember?
  Clementine: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book.
  Joel: Really? There's a stalker book? Great, I gotta read that one.

• Joel: This beach is goddamn freezing.

• Rob: I'm building a bird house.

• Joel: This is working like gangbusters!

• Joel: Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.

• Clementine: Joel, I'm not a concept. Too many guys think I'm a concept or I complete them or I'm going to make them alive, but I'm just a fucked up girl who is looking for my own peace of mind. Don't assign me yours.
  Joel: I remember that speech really well.
  Clementine: I had you pegged, didn't I?
  Joel: You had the whole human race pegged.
  Clementine: Probably.
  Joel: I still thought you were going to save me. Even after that.