(1996) Duke Nukem After a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action! Ahhhh.... much better! Bitchin' Blow it up yer ass. Boooorn to be wiiiiild! Come get some! Come on! Cool! Damn Damnit Damn, I'm good. Damn, I'm looking good. Damn, that was annoying. Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! Die, you son of a bitch! Ehhh... this sucks! Eat shit and die! Game over! Get back to work you slacker! Get the crap outta here! Go ahead, make my day! Gonna rip 'em a new one! Groovy! Hail to the king, baby! Har matie... someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank! Heh heh heh... what a mess. Hmm, Bookem Danno Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. Hmm, I'm goin in! Hmm, looks like I have the con. Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time. Hmm, that's one doomed space marine! Holy cow! Holy shit! I ain't afraid of no quake. I dont't know who you are, where you are from, or what you want... But if you threaten my freedom... I'll kill you. I guess he didn't escape from L.A. I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! I'm not crying over this! I think I'll climb aboard! I should of know those alien maggots booby trapped the sub. It's down to you and me one eyed freak! It's time to abort your whole freaking species! It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum. Let god sort 'em out. Let's rock! Looks like cleanup on isle 4. Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL! My name is Duke Nukem! No way I'm eating this shit! Nobody jacks with our independence! Nobody messes with MY meat! Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! Now THIS is a force to be reckoned with! Ohhh... I needed that! Ready for action! Rockin! See you in hell! Shake it, baby! Shit happens. So help me Duke! Somebody is gonna frickin' pay for screwing up MY vacation! Suck it down! Terminated! This is KTIT... K Tit... bringing you the breast, uhh... the best tunes in town! This pisses me off! Uhhhh... that's gotta hurt! We meet again, Dr. Jones! What are ya waitin' for... Christmas? What? There's only one of you? Where is it? Who wants some? Yeah, piece of cake! Yippie kay-yay mother fucker! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack! You guys suck! You wanna dance? You're an inspiration for birth control! You're pissing me off! Your face, your ass, what's the difference?
Duke Nukem After a few days of R&R, I'll be ready for more action! Ahhhh.... much better! Bitchin' Blow it up yer ass. Boooorn to be wiiiiild! Come get some! Come on! Cool! Damn Damnit Damn, I'm good. Damn, I'm looking good. Damn, that was annoying. Damn, those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride! Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride! Die, you son of a bitch! Ehhh... this sucks! Eat shit and die! Game over! Get back to work you slacker! Get the crap outta here! Go ahead, make my day! Gonna rip 'em a new one! Groovy! Hail to the king, baby! Har matie... someone's gonna take a long walk off a short gangplank! Heh heh heh... what a mess. Hmm, Bookem Danno Hmm, don't have time to play with myself. Hmm, I'm goin in! Hmm, looks like I have the con. Hmm, my kinda party! Wish I had time. Hmm, that's one doomed space marine! Holy cow! Holy shit! I ain't afraid of no quake. I dont't know who you are, where you are from, or what you want... But if you threaten my freedom... I'll kill you. I guess he didn't escape from L.A. I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck! I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards! I'm gonna get medieval on your asses! I'm gonna kick your ass, bitch! I'm not crying over this! I think I'll climb aboard! I should of know those alien maggots booby trapped the sub. It's down to you and me one eyed freak! It's time to abort your whole freaking species! It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum. Let god sort 'em out. Let's rock! Looks like cleanup on isle 4. Looks like it's time for me to go POSTAL! My name is Duke Nukem! No way I'm eating this shit! Nobody jacks with our independence! Nobody messes with MY meat! Nobody steals our chicks... and lives! Now THIS is a force to be reckoned with! Ohhh... I needed that! Ready for action! Rockin! See you in hell! Shake it, baby! Shit happens. So help me Duke! Somebody is gonna frickin' pay for screwing up MY vacation! Suck it down! Terminated! This is KTIT... K Tit... bringing you the breast, uhh... the best tunes in town! This pisses me off! Uhhhh... that's gotta hurt! We meet again, Dr. Jones! What are ya waitin' for... Christmas? What? There's only one of you? Where is it? Who wants some? Yeah, piece of cake! Yippie kay-yay mother fucker! Yo ho ho and a bottle of Jack! You guys suck! You wanna dance? You're an inspiration for birth control! You're pissing me off! Your face, your ass, what's the difference?