Crimes and Misdemeanors

Cliff Stern

• "When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids."
• "Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide."
• "What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before."
• "The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty."

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