Attributed "Some of you say religion makes people happy. So does laughing gas." "Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?" "I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it." "When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it." "I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose." "Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for." "As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever." "With all their faults, trade-unions have done more for humanity than any other organization of men that ever existed." "You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom. You can only be free if I am free." "Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails."