Black Sheep

• Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly
• David Spade - Steve Dodds
• Tim Matheson - Al Donnelly
• Timothy Carhart - Roger Kovary

Famous quotes

• Steve: "This is great I never win at checkers."
• Mike: "Yes, well, it's kinda easy to win when you NEVER MOVE YOUR BACK ROW!"

• Mike: "Come on, Roger, let me talk to Al it can only take a minute."
• Roger: "Al, doesn't wanna speak to you."
• Mike: "What do you mean Al doesn't wanna speak to me? Why?"

• Mike: (talking on the phone) "Hi there, this is Mike Donnelly. I work over here at the recreational center. To be honest with you I pretty much run the place ha, ha, ha. Is this ah Pat Gyles? Good, Good. Hey, hope everything's going great in your fine town of er Avery? Edward! Ha, ha, ha. Say, the reason I'm calling is I wanted to tell you a little bit about the candidacy of Al Donnelly. Al Donnelly's a guy with a dream. His dream is to become governor of this great state of Washington. Hell, every guy's got his dream, am I right? Between you, me and the wall here, I doozy myself last night. Ha ha, ha, ha. Get this: A corn-fed harvest mouse, a hooker, a nun, a Flemish peasant woman, whips, chains, whistles yo-yo's, a circus midget. My grandmother riding by on a bicycle give me the finger, and a duck! Now, I don't know ha, ha, ha. Are you crying? Oh my lord. I am sorry honey, please don't! Could you get your daddy on the phone. No, don't hang up please I..."

• Steve: "Hey Mike, 'I got dibs on top' Ha ha."
• Mike: "Shut up!"
• Steve: "Ha ha ha ha ha."
• Mike: "Why don't you shut up?"
• Steve: "Heh heh, 'Hello Washington'. Ha ha ha."
• Mike: "SHUT UP!"