Batman Returns
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is a that pits the caped crusader's against the Penguin.
- Directed by:
- Written by: Bob Kane and Daniel Waters
- Starring: , and
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The Penguin / Oswald Cobblepot
- You got to admit I've played this stinking city like a harp from hell.
- [to Catwoman] You're beauty and beast.
- They wouldn't put me on a pedestal, so I'm layin' them out on a slab!
Selina Kyle / Catwoman
- [to Schreck] How can you be so mean to someone so meaningless?
- Life's a bitch; now so am I.
- I am Catwoman. Hear me roar.
- Honey, I'm home. Oh, I forgot. I'm not married.
- I don't know about you, Miss Kitty, but I feel so much... yummier.
- It's the so-called "normal" guys that always let you down. Sickos never scare me. At least they're committed.
- [to Bruce Wayne, after mutually uncovering each other's secret identities] Oh god... does this mean we have to start fighting now?
- Please. I wouldn't touch you to scratch you.
Others
- Batman: [to Catwoman] Hungry? Eat floor. [throws her down] High fiber.
Dialogues
- Selina Kyle: Ok, Intimidate me, bully me if it makes you feel big. I mean it's not like you can just kill me...
- Max Shreck: Actually, it's a lot like that.
- Catwoman: You're catnip to a girl like me. Handsome, dazed, and to die for. You're the second man who killed me this week, but I've got 7 lives left.
- Batman: I tried to save you.
- Catwoman: Mmm.. seems like every woman you try to save winds up dead... or deeply resentful. Maybe it's time for you to retire.
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