Batman (1989)

is a  about the caped crusader's fight against his arch-nemesis, the Joker.

Directed by:

Written by: and Sam Hamm

Starring: and

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Table of contents

1 The Joker / Jack Napier
2 Others
3 Dialogues
4 External links

The Joker / Jack Napier

Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
Never rub another man's rhubarb.
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile.
And now, folks, it's time for "Who do you trust!" Hubba, hubba, hubba! Money, money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
My balloons. Those are my balloons. He stole my balloons! Why didn't anyone tell me he had one of those... things? Bob, gun. [Bob hands him a gun, Joker shoots him]
What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a bat gets all my press? This town needs an enema!
[Reads the newspaper] "Winged freak terrorizes"? Wait'll they get a load of me!
I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist.
[Courting Vicki Vale] As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out.
Sometimes I just kill myself!
Bob, I'm of a mind to make some mookie.
(Referring to Batman) Why can't he just stay dead?