Army of Darkness

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Ash: Give me some sugar, baby.

Ash: Honey, you got real ugly!

Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

Ash: You ain't leadin' but two things now, pal. Jack and shit. And Jack left town.

Ash: Alright... who wants some?

Ash: Yo! She-bitch! Let's go.

Ash: First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me. Blow.

Ash: Groovy

Ash: Hail to the king, baby.

Ash: Alright, you primitive screw-heads, listen up! See this? This... is my boomstick! ( nonchalantly ) ...It's a twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right... shop smart. Shop S-Mart... You got that?!!

Ash: ( dramatically ) KLAATU... BARADA... N--... ( mutters to self ) necktie... nectar... nickel... it's an n-word, definitely an n-word... ( dramatically ) It's definitely an n-word.