Aladdin

1. REDIRECT

• "In case of emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here,here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet. Weeee'rrrrrreee...outta here!" - Genie

• "Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies." - Genie

• "But, oh--to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But what am I talking about, here? Let's get real here. It's not gonna happen. Genie, wake up and smell the hummus" - Genie

• "That's right! He can be taught!" - Genie

• "You're speechless, I see... an excellent quality in a wife." ~ Jafar