Australia national rugby union team

The Wallabies are the Australian rugby union national team, which won the Rugby World Cup in 1991 and 1999, and lost in the final match in extra time to England in 2003.

In other news "Rooster" Hamilton will miss another round of subbies football this weekend when he treks down to Byron Bay for Splendour in the Grass. His commitment to the Student's cause has been brought into question from several old medicine heads. The Rooster told them to get stuffed.

In further Rooster news, the John Holmes look-a-like foundation is calling for Rooster Hamilton to chair the annual convention which is to be held at an undisclosed (to the public) venue to avoid the crazy rush of horny overweight females from Ipswich (AKA the swith). It is also understood that rugby league icon, Reg Regan is looking to sue Rooster Hamilton for the uncontracted use of his patented hallmark......."get stuffed". Rooster has lodged an appeal, which will be heard in the small claims tribunal. It has been alledged that Rooster is trying to get this appeal adjerned to his local Ipswich branch of the Small Claims Tribunal for favourable public representeation.